9.25.2006

Potential Democratic Campaign Commercial

A Tiny Revolution thinks this would be the perfect commercial to follow Bush's remark that "when the final history is written on Iraq, it will look like just a comma"

[sad piano music]
MOTHER: [holding picture of son in uniform] This is my son James.

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BUSH: I like to tell people when the final history is written on Iraq...

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MOTHER: James was killed in Iraq last year.

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BUSH: ...it will look like just a comma.

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MOTHER: My son was not a comma. He had a wife and a son and parents who loved him.

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BUSH:[at Correspondents Dinner]Those weapons of mass destruction have got to be here somewhere![audience laughs]

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MOTHER: Now James is dead because of a war based on lies.

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BUSH:[at Correspondents Dinner]No, no weapons over there![audience laughs]

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MOTHER:A war that's made all of President Bush's corrupt buddies rich.

SUPER: Headlines—"Halliburton gets billions in contracts," "Lockheed CEO payout in millions"

MOTHER: Please vote this November, and send George Bush a message.

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REPORTER:Mr. President, in your speeches now you rarely talk or mention Osama bin Laden.

BUSH:I truly am not that concerned about him.

SUPER: "Vote to send a message. Vote for change. Vote Democratic."

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