Naked Man Runs Into 2 Moving Cars
Authorities in central Wisconsin had no trouble locating the suspect after getting a call about a pedestrian attacking two moving cars. He was the one with no clothes.
The Shawano County Sheriff's Department says the first complaint came in just after 9:30 Thursday morning after a woman driving on the Wittenberg-Birnamwood Townline Road encountered a naked man walking in the road.
As she drove around him, he charged the vehicle, hit the right fender and jumped on the hood, smashing the windshield and breaking off the passenger side mirror.
He slid off and was laying on the road but got up into a football-type stance and charged a second vehicle as it approached, damaging a fender.
He then opened the door, climbed in the vehicle and sat down.
The sheriff's department says Wittenberg Ambulance personnel got to the scene ahead of sheriff's deputies and had no trouble with the man.
The 42-year-old man, who lives in the Wittenberg area, was taken in for medical treatment and psychological assessment. His name was not released.
The motorists were not injured.
Here's to hoping he gets some help. And that his name doesn't get released.